Please, don’t let us bother you with making you read anything. It’s not as if these questions have been answered 500 times before, or stickied in the subreddit! Oh, and feel free to skip right past the topics that actually describe what you’re posting, instead feel free to take up all of our time by posting your question on any random thread you want.
You are exactly the shining example of respect that this community needs! Thank you!